if you think 1914 is the date that jesus died and went to heaven, you might be a young JW
if you think "placing" means anything other than getting first, second, or third in a race, you might be a JW
if you work as a night-shift janitor and still have the power to boss upwards of 200 people around, you might be an elder JW
if have never had an orgasm, you might be a married JW woman
if you have the same 8 scriptures memorized as 6 million other people and consider that as being well-versed in the bible, you might be a JW
if you have no idea what the big deal was about 1975, then you might be a JW
if the power goes out in your home and you're afraid to light a candle because it's your birthday, then you might be a JW